OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL
awwww!!! poor kitty
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
I STILL RUN CLUMSILY UP THE STAIRS ON MY HANDS AND FEET LIKE A FREAKIN LEEMUR CHEETAH HYBRID
its been 10 minutes how much foreplay do you neED.
people who complain about too many followers
people who complain about too many asks
people who complain about too many notes
Why do we always end up here
my headcanon is if lemongrab were to start singing it wouldn’t be his gravelly scratchy voice it would be the most angelic voice u ever imagined
my headcanon is that lemongrab has the best death metal scream in all of ooo
WHY I NEED FEMINISM
- Because this little princess right here is 7 years old, and thinks that she is “too fat” to be pretty.
- Because Television and Advertising is what has made her think this.
- Because she had a “girlfriend” at school (like how little kids get married at recess) and she was spit on by her, supposed, friends for it.
- Because she is bullied constantly for wearing cow “boy” boots to school, even though she looks adorable wearing them.
- Because this is my little sister and I don’t want her to have to go through what I went through.
- Don’t blame men, blame misogynists
- Don’t blame white people, blame racists
- Don’t blame Muslims, blame terrorists
- Don’t blame Christians, blame homophobes
In other words, don’t blame whole groups of people for the actions of a select few.